You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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