this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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