he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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