Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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