She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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