if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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