I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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