this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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