what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
