i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We were destined to go to rehab together
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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