You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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