Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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