i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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