He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have aggressive nipples.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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