just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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