White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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