It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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