At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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