is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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