ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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