I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Couch. On fire.
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