She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
The air taste purple.
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