he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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