Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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