no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
this boner is exhausting
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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