My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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