ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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