If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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