Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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