please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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