therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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