Ambien. No doubt about it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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