No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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