last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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