you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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