im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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