hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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