that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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