It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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