I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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