Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning