At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
organizing the empties. That sober.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.