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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..

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(404): View more from Georgia

Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

(706): View more from Georgia

Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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(310): View more from California

Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)

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(330): View more from Ohio

My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob

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(760): View more from California

coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first

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(585): View more from New York

She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.

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