my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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