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  jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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• (716): View more from New York

  You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.

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• (845): View more from New York

  and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well I'm in a stranger's bed.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Gotta leave to watch the Lions

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE

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  HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT

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  GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT

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