so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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