Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Randomize
