The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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