How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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