Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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