I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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