Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
high people should be assigned attendants
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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