so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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