so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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