is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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