She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
4 words: hood of his car
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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