i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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