normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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