I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just high enough for therapy.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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