Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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