Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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