Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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