sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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