something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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