I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
