No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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